Ode to the Squatty Potty
/In reference to the Squatty Potty. Recommended by a friend, Chloe. Healthy colon: Happy life! I have a coworker who was quite enthused about the squatty potty in normal conversation. Being that I am in my forties now and ramping up for obsession with my stool, how often, and the not so wonderful effects of having two children, exercising quite a bit, AND crappy genetics in the tail-end (sorry Mom and Dad, but I do have vivid memories of keeping Preparation H stocked in our home as a child), I thought I'd give the ole squatter a try.
And in response to a wonderful product that could possibly change the world, I thought I would compose a poem right here and now:
Oh Squatty Potty!
My BMs are no longer so knotty!
I no longer need a hot totty
After going for a poop.
The angle is quite right
I often smile in delight
My BMs no longer have stage fright
I know you wanted the scoop!
We were designed to squat to eliminate
I don't want to discriminate
Let the video below illustrate
How we are SUPPOSED to poop!
And PS...
my colon (and the rest) thanks you, Chloe.